No More Wheaton College, Please!

Hello there! I thought it would be nice to create a special page dedicated to the Awfulness that is Wheaton College! (Not the Christian one — the Nazi Raytheon one, in Norton, Taxachusetts!)

Anyway, this page will be updated often. Until then:

Wheaton College in Norton, Massachusetts sucks ass! When those freaks aren’t busy finger-banging a giant sack of delicious Raytheon Depleted Uranium, they’re constructing Mars Candy Bar/African Child Labor buildings or hanging out with War Merchants like Richard Stengel! Wow! Great job, Wheaton! “That they may have life and have it abundantly,” or whatever, hahahah! You monsters!